Ultimate X?! More Like Ultimate Loser!

The camera fades-in to show the TRW Cruiserweight Champion The Hippy backstage with the shiny title around his waist. His lady friend The Model is standing next to him with her rabbit friend Rodger.

Hippy: "Wow! They are having an Ultimate X match tonight to decide the Number One Contender to MY Cruiserweight Championship! I'll enjoy watching that!"

Model: "Because it will be a huge match with lots of high-flying athletic amazing stuff going on?!"

Hippy: "No! Because the winner of that hard as Hell match will ultimately become just another loser like the rest of them in the match when they challenge me! It doesn't matter who wins because I am the best Cruiserweight Champion in TRW history!"

Model: "But you're the only Cruiserweight...."

Hippy: "Quiet woman and make me that damn sandwich! I've been waiting a whole week for it! I'm starving!"