It's not sex if you shout 'Surprise Rape' (Added and I've replied)

The camera fades-in to show The Hippy and The Model backstage. They are playing football with their rabbit friend. Literally, the rabbit is the football. They kick him back and forth, laughing and having a great time together as they repeatedly kick the rabbit across he room. They continue to kick the rabbit as the interviewer arrives.

Interviewer: "Hello I am the interviewer."

Hippy: "Hi interviewer peace and love and stuff want to join us in a game of football?"

Interviewer: "I am the interviewer and I do want to join in your game of kicking animals it looks like fun."

The three of them kick the rabbit to each other. The interviewer is wearing heavier boots so the kicks to the rabbit hurt it more. A camera man appears.

Cameraman: "Hello I am the cameraman."

Hippy: "Hi cameraman peace and love and stuff want to join us in a game of football?"

Interviewer: "I am the cameraman and I do want to join in your game of kicking animals it looks like fun."

The four of them kick the rabbit to each other. The cameraman is wearing studded boots so the kicks to the rabbit hurt it more. A technician appears.

Technician: "Hello I am the Technician."

Hippy: "Hi technician peace and love and stuff want to join us in a game of football?"

Technician: "I am the technician and I do want to join in your game of kicking animals it looks like fun."

The five of them kick the rabbit to each other. The technican is wearing sandals so the kicks to the rabbit hurt it more. A lighting specialist appears.

Technician: "Hello I am the lighting specialist."

Hippy: "Hi light guy peace and love and stuff want to join us in a game of football?"

Technician: "I am the lighting specialist and I do want to join in your game of kicking animals it looks like fun."

The six of them kick the rabbit to each other. The lighting specialist lost his footwear so the kicks to the rabbit hurt it more.

((Open for all to continue! ))

There was no rape in this at all. I am not impressed.
That is false advertising Cartwright.

Lord Kheldar wrote:There was no rape in this at all. I am not impressed.
That is false advertising Cartwright.

I'm suing you for defamation of character!

I'll continue this and put it in the final show

Woo final show arrpee done already!

*cooks and eats the rabbit*

NO! Don't turn my rabbit into a pie, pie boy!