It's not rape if you shout 'Surprise Sex' : Good example Rp - Helm

Miz Katzenjammer has his hands down his trousers, while in his locker room

Miz Katzenjammer: "OHHH YEEEEAHH.. Hey! Get Out!"

Miz Katzenjammer quickly jumps as his flings a worn picture across the room. The camera zooms to the picture revealing a 65 year old woman with wrinkes and saggy tits

Miz Katzenjammer: "When you look like this, you can fuck who you want!"

Miz Katzenjammer laughs

Miz Katzenjammer: "Y'know I used to be called Cliterus-Smasher back in the day.. fucked all  my teaches, young and old, the older the better, more experienced, if you catch my drift"

Miz Katzenjammer turns the camera and the cameraman is a 50+ woman

Miz Katzenjammer: "Can you drop that camera please, it's dropping me down to a semi.."

The camera is dropped on the floor, and MIz Katzenjammer drags the camera woman to the middle of his locker room

Miz Katzenjammer removes his trousers, then removes the woman's

Woman: "Help! Help!"

Miz Katzenjammer: "Surpise Sex!!!"

Miz Katzenjammer puts his sausuge in her roll

Woman: "HELP RAPE!!"

Miz Katzenjammer: "Naah, I said surprise sex!"

Woman: "Well played you sexy mofo"

Miz continues to bang the woman

Miz Katzenjammer: "I think I went to school with your daughther.. that makes you a milf.. You're a lot better at sex than she was! We used to do it in the library"

Woman: "Umm.. she's about 4 years younger than you.."

Miz Katzenjammer: "She was an early starter.. I had to use the motto 'get there before the hair'.. I should have known she'd have been shit.. Actually, I did put it in her shitter.."

Woman: "Please, stop talking about you having sex with my daughter.."

Miz Katzenjammer: "Ok.. I fucked your mum too.. she was a bit to fragile for me, still a good bang though.. You're still better.."

Woman: "I'm not sure if these are compliments.."

Miz Katzenjammer stops fucking her and quickly licks her vagina and sucks her tits before dressing himself

Miz Katzenjammer: "I'll see you in about 9 months.."

Woman: "What?"

Miz Katzenjammer: "It's the second part of my surprise.."

Woman: "What do you mean?"

Miz Katzenjammer: "I had an erection, without covering it with protection.. I went in bare back you filthy whore!"

Woman: "So.. You think I'm pregnant?"

Miz Katzenjammer: "I know it.. I have good swimmers.. You're grandson is my son, and your step-sister is my daughter.. Now your child will be my child too! I can't wait until christmas!"

Woman: "But..."

Miz Katzenjammer see's the woman putting on her leather skirt and just as his erection goes down, he gets a semi

Miz runs behind her, and dry humps her anally

Miz Katzenjammer: "You know leather turns me on you slut!"

The camera fades with Miz cumming in her mouth

10/10 TOTALLY AMAZEBALLZ!!!

*sigh*

This should be stickied as a example rp!

Yes! Of what all arrpees should consist of!

10/10 Would bang.

Oi Khel that's mine.

You are claiming an internet sensation?

When will this get stickied?

Everyone needs to base their rps off of this gem. It is a must.

Innit blud.. I'm like the Mizard of RPering!

RPering?!

It's what all the hip people are saying now Cart. Grow up.

Or maybe grow down.. he's taller than me

As if anyone would make Khelly a Lord! Grow up!

Umm, Helm.. I haven't forgotten about this, when does it get stickied?

Sticky like Mizzehs sperm!

YEAH! We need like the op abilities on here, so we can sticky it!

nice rp

Miz Katzenjammer wrote: YEAH! We need like the op abilities on here, so we can sticky it!

Indeed Mizzeh we are totally trustworthy!

I'm dying laughing atm... such a great RP.. people are definetely going to learn RP skills with it..    

Bad Example of Twg rp:P Jr/Buzz gonna probably fire whomever gonna put it in show lol:P

But when it comes to writing- THIS IS AMAZING(Shouts in Gary Guitar style)

For some reason, Helm didn't add it to the show.. no wonder TRW is shite

Miz Katzenjammer wrote:For some reason, Helm didn't add it to the show.. no wonder TRW is shite

SO MUCH THIS!!!!

HAHAHAHAH Real gay-zor doe.. just sayin'


and hell yeah, this is writing skills, JR and buzzsaw should recognize talents